MegaConglomerate Harley Davidson/Toyota/Honda unveiled its 2027 model year line of new water powered motorcycles today.
The flagship Shadow WideGlide (shown here) boasts a 17 horsepower ceramic alloy engine. The largest motorcycle power plant available by law. Carrying 15 gallons of water in its dual saddle tanks, the new Shadow Wide claims an industry standard 100 miles per gallon of radium charged water for a total of 1500 miles between fill ups.
A list price of $175,000 planetary Greenbacks places this beautiful machine among the most affordable mechanized transportation available today. Don't miss out, order yours today...
Hey look, a covered bridge...