improper spitting technique on the highway

[1rusty1]

Just reading some of these stories is making laugh and feel sick at the same time!

[Narcolepticpug]

Half helmet. No shield.. Problem solved.

[Narcolepticpug]

Originally Posted by gman48

I tried throwing a cup half full of spit out a closed car window. I

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I'm so glad I'm not th3 only one

[Brockly]

Originally Posted by bikenut

Gotta trade oyster stories. I was still a kid and my dad was driving. Hot summer day in a 1964 four door Dodge with the 318 engine, windows rolled down and no air conditioning. He launched a huge green juicy oyster on the Garden State Parkway that was mixed with dark brown tobacco juice from the cheap Phillies stogies he chain smoked. The launch was successful, but at 60MPH the wad did a quick return through the open rear window and coated my cousin's face completely obscuring his eyes and nose. He never knew what hit him; but the sight of the green-brown slime dripping down his face over his open mouth was enough to make you vomit.

I thought you would enjoy taking a share of my childhood memories. Thanks.

HAHAHAHAA! Too funny!!!

[Brockly]

I don't have any oyster stories, but I have had a spider crawl over my face in a FF at 65mph on a busy freeway. Awe, fun times!

[2007ShadowSabre]

FWIW - many years of racing bicycles taught me the proper technique to spit - especially while riding in a pack. You spit down, under your armpit, just FYI. Just make sure you're facemask is up! lol

[frbob]

Sneezed as well once with my modular. Wasn't too bad but did want a tissue.

[bikenut]

Proper

[shadowrider482002]

Originally Posted by codyclick2

Well, it finally happened. I've been sick and coughing stuff up nastiness all week. On my ride to work today, I decided to turn head and launch out a mouthoyster on the highway. Problem is....I didn't remember to take the faceshield up before launch. Not fun at 70 mph.

I was wearing this helmet:


After doing the fastest lane change ever to get to the shoulder, I basically had nothing on me to clean it off. Tell me other people have done this, because I really feel like a dumb-ass right now.

I'm not going to admit I ever did that.

[Offday]

Used to use "tear off" visors for off-road racing for the mud. Guess you could
Tape a few to the inside, might be difficult to find the tab on the inside.
Imagine the guy behind you when you tear it away, let it go and it gets snot glued to
His windshield. Cause you know it would hit right in front of his face.