Skinny Fred

[CrazyDave]

Skinny Fred
CrazyDave

Skinny Fred who looked mainly dead
decided to buy himself a Sportster ( Ironhead)
Now Fred failed school and in most ways a fool
but he was a genuine genius when it came to machines
and tools
So he found himself a beater, because it was much cheaper
put the bike on stands, and climbed under with his creeper
He worked night and day, locking himself away
in his dingy smoke filled one horse bay
The labor it worn on, til finally one early dawn
Fred secured the very last bolt on
The sun on the chrome it shined, he gave
it a kick or two as a prime, then roared to life
so divine
And off rode Skinny Fred ( who looked mainly dead )
To parts known on his Sportster ( Ironhead)
Yeah in some ways Ol Fred's a fool, but he's damn good (Genius I tell ya )
with machines and tools, besides me thinks he's kinda cool