The continuing saga of Cadillac Jack

[CrazyDave]

You all knew old Cadillac Jack had a son
you all knew it to be true
But I bet you didn't know did you mister
He had a daughter and her name was Sportster Sue
Now Jack he loved his Hondas
Love to get his Goldwing in the air
but Sue she was sweet on Harleys
it broke Jacks heart, but she didn't care
She rode am old Iron Head, heavily modified
She loved to drop the hammer and burn rubber
get out on the highway and fly
Old Jack said his Winger could take her
she spat on the ground and laughed in his face
Anytime you want give it a go Father
I'll take your pig on in a race
Well Jack turn all sorts of colors
You're on! He said in a voice filled with disdain
They met on the old airport road the next morning
in the fog, freezing cold and the rain
He had his heated seat cranked to eighty
He had on his gloves and gear
Old, tired and slow smirked his daughter
as she guzzled down her fourth beer
They mounted their steeds and waited
for Jacks old lady count them down
At one they took off like thunder
the crowd deafened by the sound
Jack took an early lead
that big six pumping strong
But somehow that little Sporty caught him halfway
Sue was pouring the power on
Now some say a squirrel crossed the road
some say it was a cow, but no matter which
They both simultaneously lost control
they both crashed into the same ditch
The bikes they were mangled
but they were alive ( probably by divine grace)
Sue said I had you old man and you know it
I declare myself winner of this race
Jack said sweetheart I am just glad you are alive
and he gave his princess a kiss on the cheek
Now rebuild that excuse for a motorcycle
I demand a rematch next week!

[rookie]

Would that be the same Cadillac Jack sung by Cub Koda and The Points?

[CrazyDave]

Originally Posted by rookie

Would that be the same Cadillac Jack sung by Cub Koda and The Points?

Nope, but of Cub Koda sang about a Cadillac Jack, then it must be cool!

[CrazyDave]

I just listened to Cadillac Jack.. thanks for turning me onto it!

[rookie]

Not a problem, hadn't thought about them since I last had the 8 track. Great memories!!

[1rusty1]

Good stuff. That was either one big squirrel or one small cow!!

[CrazyDave]

Originally Posted by 1rusty1

Good stuff. That was either one big squirrel or one small cow!!

Jack and his daughter both being animal lovers would rather crash then to crush even a squirrel