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joemwm · 03-02-2011, 08:11 AM

Forget Rednecks - You May Live In Canada

Forget Rednecks...

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Canada ..

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada .

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada .

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Detroit for the weekend, you may live in Canada .

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada .

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada .

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada .

If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada . (Except in Victoria...of course)

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada .

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Canada .

If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- you're going 95 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada .

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada .

If you know all 4 seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you may live in Canada . (this is my favourite, because how true)

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada .

If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Canada .

Nipper · 03-02-2011, 08:54 AM

Good one and all true.

williewonka · 03-02-2011, 10:37 AM

Love it!

Tuckercat · 03-02-2011, 12:26 PM

NOT TRUE . . . my Dairy Queen is open until at least Christmas

85VT1100c86 · 03-02-2011, 12:38 PM

Hey? something is missing here!

A little guy named TIM...ever hear of him??

Tuckercat · 03-02-2011, 12:52 PM

I think Tim is south of the boarder now too!

85VT1100c86 · 03-03-2011, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuckercat

I think Tim is south of the boarder now too!

Tim Hortons is no longer owned by Wendy's and is a stand-alone public company trading on the Toronto Stock Exchange and the New York Stock Exchange. Tim Hortons corporate head office is in Oakville, Ontario, Canada.

bubbanezz · 03-26-2011, 12:18 PM

Lmao!!

TI 3VOM · 03-26-2011, 12:21 PM

Very true. I was heading home last week and the Electronic roadsign actually told me to watch for Potholes at the Summit of the Coquihalla.

I think I have done or seen or know someone to go with ALL of those. LOL

Ninemat · 06-18-2011, 11:59 PM

There is actually 3 Timmy on a 4 km stretch on the same boulevard in the city I live in.... Tim Hortons is definitly missing from your list!! lol

03-02-2011, 08:11 AM	#1 (permalink)
joemwm Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: nova scotia Posts: 97	Live in Canada ? Forget Rednecks - You May Live In Canada Forget Rednecks... If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Canada .. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada . If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada . If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada . If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Detroit for the weekend, you may live in Canada . If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada . If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada . If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada . If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada . (Except in Victoria...of course) If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada . If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada. If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Canada . If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- you're going 95 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada . If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada . If you know all 4 seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you may live in Canada . (this is my favourite, because how true) If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada . If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Canada . __________________ When riding, the real joy is deciding left or right as you pull up to the stop sign.

03-02-2011, 10:37 AM	#3 (permalink)
williewonka Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Mississauga ON Posts: 8,775	Love it! __________________ Abbott and Costello

03-02-2011, 12:38 PM	#5 (permalink)
85VT1100c86 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Sarsfield On Canada Posts: 1,074	Hey? something is missing here! A little guy named TIM...ever hear of him?? __________________ My '85 Vt1100 and Tease has '09 CBF1000

03-02-2011, 08:54 AM	#2 (permalink)
Nipper Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 309	Good one and all true.

03-26-2011, 12:21 PM	#9 (permalink)
TI 3VOM Banned Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Williams Lake B.C. Posts: 956	Very true. I was heading home last week and the Electronic roadsign actually told me to watch for Potholes at the Summit of the Coquihalla. I think I have done or seen or know someone to go with ALL of those. LOL

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