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He got his balls back
she dropped them off at the bar
then she waved goodnight, and said see
you tomorrow , then sped off in her car

They said their hellos
and their how are you's
Whats it been said the balls,
maybe a month or two?

I don't know said the guy
but I sure missed you so
there's a strip club up the street
come on friend let's go

So off they went,
the guy and his sack
to oogle naked women and
to knock a few brewski's back

This young honey came onstage
she knew her way around a pole
both the balls and the guy agree
her they wanted to biblically know

Hey sweetheart the guy whispered
your hot body is worth any asking price
Well thank you sugar she said so soft and sweetly
and you're busted, I'm officer O Donnel, undercover with vice

There's a lesson to be learned here
Men our balls are our downfall, our curse
if you want to live a life free of trouble
let your women keep them in their purses

Young men heed this bit of wisdom
before you feel the hot fire burn
There's no hope for us old dogs anyway
we are too set in our ways to learn
 

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Bah, if you running into undercover cops, the clubs you're visiting are too high-class. Aim lower, and you and your balls will be happy as long as you put on your raincoat before going exploring.
 

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[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Girl, I know you left me,
but there was something I forgot to show you.
Baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up.
It’s been a while since we last spoke, but
I need another chance. Can you give me that?
‘Cause there’s something in my pants that’ll win you back.
I wanna be your man again,
But you left me like I’m Jennifer Aniston.
And I know you said you’d never call,
But girl, you ain’t seen my balls.
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[Chorus - Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls.
You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls.
You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls.
You ain’t seen my balls
You ain’t seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls.
You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls.
You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls.
You ain’t seen my balls
You ain’t seen my balls
My balls are so awesome. Don’t get me started.
They’re so **** big. How big are they?
They’re so big. It’s really obnoxious.
It’s like two ewoks chillin’ in my boxers.
They’re so big. I can’t hold ‘em back.
Even Cartman’s like, man those are fat.
They’re so big. They’re run over your feet.
That’s why when they back up you hear a beep beep.
And how can I be subtle,
when my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?
And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me
That Epcot Center looks at ‘em with jealousy.
In fact, when you see ‘em on the street they’ll
Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel.
I’m guessing soon you’ll be hoping I’m back,
‘Cause my balls are so big they’ve got an opening act.
 
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