[CrazyDave]

 

["Captain D"]

Merry Christmas Santa!

 

[bd*]

busted.

 

[Sparrow]

"alright, where is it? I know your holdin', I can smell the peppermint from clear over h...that had better be a slinky poking out of your pants, santa claus."

 

[Philphine]

well officer, it's hard to get this all done in one night at the speed limit.

 

[TheUsD]

"Sargent Hitler, I swear these aren't Jewish Elves!!"

 

["Captain D"]

Been in the egg nog???

 

[gregtheginn]

Officer, I don't have time for 9 reindeer. I needed 68 horses.

 

[tgelphman]

Ok santa, i see your side car is empty, is that your ho ho ho that i saw in the road a few miles back?

 

[MikeB]

"Officer, when I said my Harley was a 'ticking time bomb' I was referring to its expected reliability, not as a terrorist device."

You're welcome, Dave.:mrgreen:

 

["Captain D"]

"Santa, I know I`ve been naughty. Do you suppose I might get a gift rather than coal, IF I let you slide & not write you a ticket ????"

 

[Les]

Just a friendly warning Santa, you cross that state line up the road and you and the Elves better have helmets on. It's a helmet state!
Have a nice day.

 

[Convict1997]

"Of course I was speeding. In 2 hours, this piece of crap turns back into a pumpkin."

 

[GuideDawg]

Well, well...a Rebel WITH a Claus