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A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach The bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do this, of course, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Please take a little more time and consider something else that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I -and all men- could understand our wives.
I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment... why she cries... what she really means when she says that nothing's wrong... and how I use this information to make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

Understanding the women in your life is extremely easy
They want to be loved
They want to be respected
they want to be treated equally
and they want to be right all the time
anything that interferes with these four basics
will cause tears in their part
and misery on yours

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CrazyDave said:
they want to be treated equally

I dont want to get Smacked by any women for my next comment...
I am all for a woman that wants to be treated equally and take on any role that they can handle....

but i think that should read like this...

Women want to be treated Equall when it is convienient to them...

now i am going to sit back and wait for the insults and rebuttles

Just remember..

Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women

Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 3500 miles.

Motorcycles' curves never sag.

Motorcycles last longer.

Motorcycles don't get pregnant.

You can ride a Motorcycles any time of the month.

Motorcycles don't have parents.

Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.

You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.

If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.

You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is really worn.

If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.

Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.

When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.

Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.

Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.

New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.

If your Motorcycles tire goes flat, you can fix it.

If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.

If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.

If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.

You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.

You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle.

You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.

If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.

You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.

Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.

Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.

Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.

Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.

Motorcycles don't care if you are late.

You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.

It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.

If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.

You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.
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