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You could always depend on the tried and true method of revving the bike up and then popping the clutch. This will slide your backside along the entire length of the seat. If you manage to stay aboard proceed through the gears until you hit highway speeds. Then move on to stage two. Slam on both the front and rear brakes. This will project you forward at a speed slightly below the speed of light. Causing you to smash your special manparts into the fuel tank. Now quickly before you vomit downshift and hit the throttle again. Causing you to yet again slide backwards. The repeated back and forth cleaning action from your jeans on the seat should succesfully clean off all traces of armorall in thirty to forty easy cycles.

Better yet this cleaning process should be done by the yahoos who hosed down your seat in the first place with the vile liquid known as armorall.
 

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Spiritman said:
You could always depend on the tried and true method of revving the bike up and then popping the clutch. This will slide your backside along the entire length of the seat. If you manage to stay aboard proceed through the gears until you hit highway speeds. Then move on to stage two. Slam on both the front and rear brakes. This will project you forward at a speed slightly below the speed of light. Causing you to smash your special manparts into the fuel tank. Now quickly before you vomit downshift and hit the throttle again. Causing you to yet again slide backwards. The repeated back and forth cleaning action from your jeans on the seat should succesfully clean off all traces of armorall in thirty to forty easy cycles.

Better yet this cleaning process should be done by the yahoos who hosed down your seat in the first place with the vile liquid known as armorall.
:D

have u tried this spiritman? pics?


good luck e getting that off and dont take any turns sharp for a little :shock:
 

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Spiritman said:
You could always depend on the tried and true method of revving the bike up and then popping the clutch. This will slide your backside along the entire length of the seat. If you manage to stay aboard proceed through the gears until you hit highway speeds. Then move on to stage two. Slam on both the front and rear brakes. This will project you forward at a speed slightly below the speed of light. Causing you to smash your special manparts into the fuel tank. Now quickly before you vomit downshift and hit the throttle again. Causing you to yet again slide backwards. The repeated back and forth cleaning action from your jeans on the seat should succesfully clean off all traces of armorall in thirty to forty easy cycles.

Better yet this cleaning process should be done by the yahoos who hosed down your seat in the first place with the vile liquid known as armorall.
I tried that once. Didn't clean off all the armorall, but it did feel real good.
 

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no help from me,, I just wanted to make a comment....

I know a school bus driver who likes to wax the bus floor,, seems like it might be slippery,, but it isn't ... it does make it much easier to sweep and keep clean..

she progressed to the seats... using armour-all

you can imagine the kindergaten kids that ride that bus....

every brake application the kids are sliding out of the seats!

It is good to know the right and wrong way to use a product.
the right method to apply armour all is easy... bottle and all into the garbage can. :lol: imho

Jamie
 
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