[Beezer]

I got divorced from my first wife in 98. We've stayed in touch since we have a now adult daughter. We have a grandson. I gave him the nickname "Tooter".
About ten years ago I picked up a little calico kitten off the street, I named her "Cooter" and she's still with me.
Couple of years ago, I picked up the ex to drive her to a doctor's appointment. On the way I told her "Tooter's getting big. Old enough I think to ride behind me. Around the neighborhood, trips to the store and whatnot. This weekend we're going to the shop to find a good helmet that'll fit."
She stared at me without saying a word. I was looking at the road as I drove but I could feel her looking at me.
Finally I asked her "WHAT?!"
She said "Now let me get this straight. You're buying your CAT a helmet?"

 

[Mark-B]

It's doable..

 

[RaiderBill]

awwwwwww, thats too cute

 

[Giannishreds]

I would've divorced her just for that comment.

 

[Bobolto]

:mrgreen:

a comment like that sort of explains why after 10 years she still has nobody else to take her to her Doctor appointments ... :lol:

 

["Captain D"]

Is she blonde?
(Joke & No offense meant!)

Mickeys pussycat sleeps on his motorcycle, under the Bike cover, I have to wipe the seat each time I get his Goldwing...
They`re nowhere to be found when I ride off though

 

[Theja1]

It's doable..

The cat can't even pull off the power ranger look :lol:!