Hmmm... perhaps you should speak with a urologist?!
Seriously, is probably just a cracked/dried-out valve cover gasket.
Adding to swifty's advice, I'd clean everything off as good as possible, finishing with a good spray-off with brake parts cleaner to dissolve any/all traces of oil.
Let it sit for several hours and then give it a light dusting of talcum powder.
Blow it off with some compressed air and any lingering powder should reveal the source of the leak.
If no leak, then start her up and let her run several minutes. Shut her down and repeat again with the talcum powder.
Let us know what you find!