Ok next up your bike in the middle of nowhere.
I managed to meet both criteria! My bike in the middle of nowhere SC.So anywhere in South Carolina?
As a side note. I was on my way back home from Lowe’s, a 50 mile RT. In my expandable leather pouch mounted on my sissy-bar is: 2 one-gallon cans of paint, 3 tubes of caulk, 2 cans of spray paint, 5 plastic electrical boxes, a voltage meter, and some fittings. Can’t remember where I got the bag, but damn it holds a lot when I unzip it so it expands. It all almost fit before I unzipped it, afterward I had room for more stuff.