[CrazyDave]

Twelve Biker Days of Christmas
CrazyDave




On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
a rebuild kit for my Harley


On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twins for an orgy
and a rebuild kit for my Harley


On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three subscriptions to Biker rags
Twins for an orgy
and a rebuild kit for my Harley


On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four quarts ts of oil
Three subscriptions to Biker rags
Twins for an orgy
and a rebuild kit for my Harley


( GEEZ this is exhausting, thank God for cut and paste is all I gotta say )


On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
FIVE KEGS OF BEER
Four quarts ts of oil
Three subscriptions to Biker rags
Twins for an orgy
and a rebuild kit for my Harley


On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A six speed transmission
FIVE KEGS OF BEER
Four quarts ts of oil
Three subscriptions to Biker rags
Twins for an orgy
and a rebuild kit for my Harley


On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
seven brand new ratchets
A six speed transmission
FIVE KEGS OF BEER
Four quarts ts of oil
Three subscriptions to Biker rags
Twins for an orgy
and a rebuild kit for my Harley


On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight bucks for gas
Seven brand new ratchets
A six speed transmission
FIVE KEGS OF BEER
Four quarts ts of oil
Three subscriptions to Biker rags
Twins for an orgy
and a rebuild kit for my Harley


On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine new sex positions
Eight bucks for gas
Seven brand new ratchets
A six speed transmission
FIVE KEGS OF BEER
Four quarts ts of oil
Three subscriptions to Biker rags
Twins for an orgy
and a rebuild kit for my Harley


On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten more YEE HA!
Nine new sex positions
Eight bucks for gas
Seven brand new ratchets
A six speed transmission
FIVE KEGS OF BEER
Four quarts ts of oil
Three subscriptions to Biker rags
Twins for an orgy
and a rebuild kit for my Harley


On the Eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
an eleven topping pizza
Ten more YEE HA!
Nine new sex positions
Eight bucks for gas
Seven brand new ratchets
A six speed transmission
FIVE KEGS OF BEER
Four quarts ts of oil
Three subscriptions to Biker rags
Twins for an orgy
and a rebuild kit for my Harley


And on the twelve day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A promise of twelve more months of love
an eleven topping pizza
Ten more YEE HA!
Nine new sex positions
Eight bucks for gas
Seven brand new ratchets
A six speed transmission
FIVE KEGS OF BEER
Four quarts ts of oil
Three subscriptions to Biker rags
Twins for an orgy
and a rebuild kit for my Harley

 

[Susan07]

:shock: Whassup CD! :mrgreen:

 

[CrazyDave]

:shock: Whassup CD! :mrgreen:

Hows it going Charles!
Merry Christmas!

 

[Susan07]

:shock: Hey...CD. Yeah Merry Christmas! How's you and yours? :mrgreen:

 

[CrazyDave]

:shock: Hey...CD. Yeah Merry Christmas! How's you and yours? :mrgreen:

Doing much better this year financially
got some aches and pain
life goes on
God is good

 

[Susan07]

:shock: Yep...same old aches and pains and added some new ones that pop up for no particular reason. Well...cept old age. :lol:

 

[Old Dad]

:shock: Yep...same old aches and pains and added some new ones that pop up for no particular reason. Well...cept old age. :lol:

getting old ain't for sissies, how are ya and where ya been Charles?

 

[Susan07]

getting old ain't for sissies, how are ya and where ya been Charles?

:shock: Hey Dad! Oh...been on a ecig site and been pretty busy at work. I usually only have time for one site. But thought I should pop in here more often and see if any of these young fools have slid on wet leaves taking a corner. :lol:

 

[vito]

:shock: Hey Dad! Oh...been on a ecig site and been pretty busy at work. I usually only have time for one site. But thought I should pop in here more often and see if any of these young fools have slid on wet leaves taking a corner. :lol:

Figuratively yes. Literally....not so much.

Good to see you posting here again.
Merry Christmas to you and yours.

 

[blue flames]

I like it CD !

 

[InkyDoggy]

Okay I like that one!:mrgreen:

 

[Em4n89]

CrazyDave... Are you my true love?

 

["Captain D"]

My buddy who "T - Boned" into a drunk what pulled out on him received a patch from his sister, "Crashing Sucks!"
I qualify, I want one for Christmas...

Merry Christmas
Ann & Dennis

Merry Christmas

 

[Susan07]

CrazyDave... Are you my true love?

:shock: Better be careful with that one Em. He's a cross dresser and who knows what else.

:lol:

 

[Harryc]

@CD, thanks for the um...holiday song. @Susan07, never met but glad you are here. I may be a newer rider, but growing up in the NE and driving here for 40 years I know a wet leaf when I see one.

 

[Harryc]

My buddy who "T - Boned" into a drunk what pulled out on him received a patch from his sister, "Crashing Sucks!"
I qualify, I want one for Christmas...

Merry Christmas
Ann & Dennis

Merry Christmas

Send me your address on PM Dennis and I'll arrange it. I agree with the sentiment... LOL. Merry Christmas to you and Ann.

 

[byggd]

Nice job CD!!

Charles, good to see you are still alive and kickin!

 

["Captain D"]

Thank You Harry C!!!
I`ll accept

I ain`t found one, but then I haven`t been to any rallies since June when Ron got hit neither...

Merry Christmas
Ann & Dennis

 

[CrazyDave]

:shock: Better be careful with that one Em. He's a cross dresser and who knows what else.

:lol:

says the guy named Susan

 

["Captain D"]

Welcome home Susan07, you`ve been missed

Merry Christmas
Ann & Dennis