yeah.. instead they just spit out the window and it hits you in the face

 

the wifey doesn't call before you leave work and ask you to stop by the store for stuff :wink:

mark f

 

#2 When riding you dont have to stick you head out a window to feel the breeze.

#3 No hot, busty, young ladies ever ask for a ride in the back of your mini-van.

#4 Wearing leather on a bike means you are cool. Wearing leather in a mini-van means you are going to a S&M party and you're the gimp.

#5 With a mini-van you drive young teen age girls to school. On a bike you take them to a motel room.

#6 When at a stop light people admire your bike. When at a stop light in a mini-van you are admiring someone else's bike.

#7 You can tell your wife to get on the "bitch seat" of your bike and not get slapped. With a mini-van, YOU are the bitch.

 

No one expects you to answer your cell or text them back!

 

it just is.

 

When I ride by the Boulevard brewery, as I do nearly every weekday, I can smell the beer. Yum. One of these days I'm going to blow off work and take a tour...

 

No one expects you to answer your cell or text them back!

Your got that right and I love it.

 

No one expects you to answer your cell or text them back!

no but they still do it anyway

http://videosift.com/video/Guy-Lays-Back-Texting-While-Riding-Motorcycle-on-a-Freeway

 

#4 Wearing leather on a bike means you are cool. Wearing leather in a mini-van means you are going to a S&M party and you're the gimp.

BRING OUT THE GIMP!

 

Taken from http://www.motorcycleadventuremap.com/attitude.htm

Sometimes I find you have to work real hard to enjoy riding in the rain.
-- slow talking Harley rider from Missouri

 

It all comes down to the view.

 

the wifey doesn't call before you leave work and ask you to stop by the store for stuff :wink:

mark f

Mine does. :x

maurice

 

#3 No hot, busty, young ladies ever ask for a ride in the back of your mini-van.

#5 With a mini-van you drive young teen age girls to school. On a bike you take them to a motel room.

True in a minivan, not true in my topless, doorless Jeep.

And my beat up rusted piece of **** mexicanmobile Toyotta Corolla also gets all the ladies....Sure they don't speak English and only want a ride to the laundromat but they still come running up to me. hahahahahaha

 

My all time favorite motorcycle quote: "I'd rather be on my motorcycle thinking about God, than in Church thinking about my motorcycle."

 

My all time favorite motorcycle quote: "I'd rather be on my motorcycle thinking about God, than in Church thinking about my motorcycle."

+1 - i like that line..

-Jeremy

 

the other day my buddy wanted me to come visit with him and his gf... he "was gonna be out in the yard working in the garden." i parked the service truck i normally drive for the motorcycle... that has no shovels, post hole diggers, or anything else to work with.... and it turned out to be a real nice visit. :lol:

 

the other day my buddy wanted me to come visit with him and his gf... he "was gonna be out in the yard working in the garden." i parked the service truck i normally drive for the motorcycle... that has no shovels, post hole diggers, or anything else to work with.... and it turned out to be a real nice visit. :lol:

+1 When I ride with the wife up to "mother n laws" :twisted: I try to take the bike. That way I can't go and pick up things that she wants or bring lawn tools with me. :wink:

 

the free meals (bugs i mean)

 

the wifey doesn't call before you leave work and ask you to stop by the store for stuff :wink:

mark f

Mine does. :x

maurice

Get rid of the saddle bags... LOL

 

#4 Wearing leather on a bike means you are cool. Wearing leather in a mini-van means you are going to a S&M party and you're the gimp.

BRING OUT THE GIMP!

You're a kinky little fella aint ya?

 

#2 When riding you dont have to stick you head out a window to feel the breeze.

#3 No hot, busty, young ladies ever ask for a ride in the back of your mini-van.

#4 Wearing leather on a bike means you are cool. Wearing leather in a mini-van means you are going to a S&M party and you're the gimp.

#5 With a mini-van you drive young teen age girls to school. On a bike you take them to a motel room.

#6 When at a stop light people admire your bike. When at a stop light in a mini-van you are admiring someone else's bike.

#7 You can tell your wife to get on the "bitch seat" of your bike and not get slapped. With a mini-van, YOU are the bitch.

Taking young teenage girls to a motel will get you a trip to another kind of "motel"

the word bitch in relationship to your wife SHOULD get you slapped, any time, any place.

Oh..and if you are not the MAN in the minivan how in the world can you ever be the MAN on the bike?

 

not if they are 18 Dave. :wink:

 

not if they are 18 Dave. :wink:

Then me thinks the wife will be doing some slapping of her own :wink:

 

I can dream..................

 

Dead skunk smell don't last as long.

Loren